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What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian:

    I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

  • America:

    Well sure why not?

  • Britney Spears:

    I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

  • America:

    Whatever you want!

  • Carmen Electra:

    I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

  • America:

    Okay, sounds like fun!

  • Gay couple:

    We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

  • America:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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